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this blog is where i dump my feels that don't fall in line with my side blogs haha. there will be puns, dogs, and some fandom stuffs, and also, when i'm feeling righteous and unbelievably pissed off, a lot of ranting and cursing in the tags.

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I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” 

and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” 


[looks through own music library] amazing


okay but hear me out

  • male jaeger pilots getting extra moody when their female co-pilots are on their periods
  • male jaeger pilots getting to experience cramps via the drift and their faces go ashy and white and they have to clench their jaws to keep it together
  • male jaeger pilots providing small comforts to their female co-pilots because they know what they need without having to ask
  • male jaeger pilots calling out other pilots for their misogynistic shit because NAH BRO YOU DON’T FUCKIN KNOW
  • male jaeger pilots being able to tell when their female partner is pregnant before they can and either having to break it to them up front or find ways to give them hints
  • Fierce lady pilots with giant teddybear dudepilots
  • ヽ(๏∀๏ )ノ


how to flirt


grand theft canine


Being asexual is like being born without a sense of smell but everywhere you go people are spraying perfume in your face and when you ask them to stop and tell them it’s irritating and you can’t smell the perfume anyway they get huffy and respond with “Don’t lie to me; I can clearly see you have a nose. Everybody has a nose therefore everybody smells things and besides maybe you just haven’t found the right scent yet.” and then you want to scream


this game is why I have trust issues



cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°


I hate when people say “I love your tumblr but can you post less of-” like no bitch this aint build-a-blog


Harry Potter Warner Brothers Studio Tour

I want to go there



please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

also please don’t be mean to dogs because if you do I’ll have to kill you and I really don’t have any time these days. 


"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me


I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty



pond weed that looks like long green hair !

no wonder you’re still ill stop touching that nasty shit



"Tumblr is a hate-free environment!"