guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]



Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.
—Robert Downey Jr.


I’m thankful that there’s someone like you that I can miss because memories of you light up my life.
—긴 사랑, 숙희 (via everydayhephap)

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save rock and roll + snapchat

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Horror-Themed Valentines Card. See more HERE.

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Is it a coincidence that “ace” means both “asexual” and “totally cool” I think not


All hail Salem

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feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did